you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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