And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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