You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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