Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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