i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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