i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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