This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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