she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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