this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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