You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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