What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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