Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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