So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i came on her dog
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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