Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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