we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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