i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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