Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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