It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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