If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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