So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
His nipple licking is glorious
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