Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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