I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I want to fling myself into the sun
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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