this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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