She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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