you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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