Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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