How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
