We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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