So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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