My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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