Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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