actually, I'm a sock model
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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