I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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