belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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