Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
my poor anus
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
wow bdsm is so cute
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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