I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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