I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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