Midget sex pt 2 tonight
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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