I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
We left the knife in your bed.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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