"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
P.S. I can't hear my feet
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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