so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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