I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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