i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
You took a bar mat shot.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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