I want to stick my p in your. b.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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