Where did you get a picture of my penis
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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