Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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