Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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