Well apparently he's into motor boating.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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