i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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