My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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