I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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