He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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