Sponge bath it is.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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