Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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