East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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