"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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