Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
