youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
they need to just BURY HIM!
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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