I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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