in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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